5. Paul Shirley Fails Again

Date: August 26, 2011

Tweeter: Paul Shirley

Tweet: “I just recognized JaVale McGee at Benihana. What are the chances that he recognized me, or, knows how to read?””

Description: Paul Shirley is a former NBA player who blogged for ESPN until last year, when he was cut from the freelance team after writing a vitriolic blog that chastised the people of Haiti after the country’s deadly earthquake in 2010. The only thing more insulting than this tweet about Javale McGee last week was the idea that anyone cared about what he had to say.