Date: Feb. 2011
City: New York

Drew Blood Subway

If there was an Oscar for Best Cinematography in a Mass Transit Fight Captured and Uploaded onto YouTube in a Feature Film, this film would win. It would win unanimously, every year, always. Because no one takes this shit seriously. Everyone's out there with a broke-ass flip phone, and they're surprised when a fight breaks out near them. And what they film is coarse and pixilated. Well, don't be surprised anymore. After all, we have 50 reasons making the case for why you'll someday be an observer to a mass transit fight. Be prepared next time.