19. Joe Barbaro, Mafia II (2010) Ay, yo, what would a list about corpulence be without a
guido gentleman of Italian descent? Snooki wasn't available (and is now apparently a defused grenade), so we went with Mafia II's man of many appetites: meatballs marinara, murder, mayhem, and making it rain in the 1950s nightclubs. What can we say? The man has never seen a pasta fagioli (or skull) he wouldn't crush.