6. Sephiroth

Game:: Final Fantasy VII 1997
Sorry, the statute of limitations on spoiler alerts has expired for FFVII: Sephiroth becomes a god at the end of the game, and it’s up to Cloud to put the white-haired bastard in his place.

What’s with the undying fan obsession, though? Sure, he’s an icon of the Playstation era, but he’s actually pretty boring. He just mopes around the backdrop of multiple games, makes emo appearances here and there, kills a few people, and never makes his intent clear.

But he does have white hair. So that makes him weaaboo Jesus.