There are only two things in life that are guaranteed: death and taxes. And we guarantee that Wesley Snipes, star of such films as New Jack City, White Men Can't Jump, and Blade, feels like death this year because he’s in jail for neglecting to pay his taxes. But why take our word for it? Here, in Wesley’s own tweets (@wesleystwit), are his exact thoughts as he spends April 18 in a prison cell.