9. STREET FIGHTER: THE LEGEND OF CHUN-LI (2009)

Starring: Taboo (of Black Eyed Peas)
Why it sucks: To be clear, every role in this dire Street Fighter flick is woefully miscast, from Chris Klein’s hardnosed cop to having a short Irish dude play M. Bison.

So Black Eyed Peas’ Native American member Taboo, cast as clawed Spanish brawler Vega, isn’t entirely to blame. In some ways, his performance is better than group-mate Will.i.am’s in X-Men Origins: Wolverine, but at least Will’s movie had solid acting to balance out the narrative and visual miscues. Taboo’s just stuck in one of the worst video game movies ever made. It’d make a compelling chapter in a new autobiography, no doubt.