What's Italian for "never happening?" According to Radar Online, plans to send the fourth season of Jersey Shore to Italy are in jeopardy because Italians don't seem to want Snooki, The Situation and JWoww to invade their homeland.

"Several of the housemates haven't signed their contracts and until they do, the cast can't go to Italy," a show insider told Radar. "Producers are also having a really difficult time finding venues for the cast to party at too."

The Jersey Shore cast was scheduled to leave for Italy on April 18, but now they won't leave until May. If at all. Wrote one Italian newspaper columnist: "They embody the worst stereotypes of Italians, multiplied by thousands and Americanized." Sounds about right.

[via Radar]