Really want to be that guy's opposite? First, don't exit stage coward like dude in the tux at the 17 second mark, and second, don't rip your shirt off (Exhibit A at the 23 second mark; Exhibit B at 36) and LITERALLY FAN THE FLAMES on a girl's burning dress (the phrase you're looking for is "Stop, drop, and roll"). Basically, don't let a girl on her quinceañera suffer second-degree burns as the dress her abuela slaved over goes up like oily rags around her skinny legs. How about you don't let her flame out like a protesting Buddhist monk, yeah?