Last year Sega ran a contest asking fans of Japanese-themed mob game Yakuza 3 to come up with 25 words or less on why they deserve to win a matching tattoo of main character Kazuma Kiry’s back tat. An Australian MMA trainer named Fari Saliveski won—or lost, depending on your perspective—and actually got the $9000 tattoo inked over his entire back. At four hours a pop, every three weeks, for six months, that's more than 30 hours under the needle. Stan much, homie? Yakuza 4 is in stores now—no tats included. [via PlayStation Lifestyle]