It took a long time, but we were finally gifted with a game starring a polysexual goth dominatrix. The gaming industry is indeed a progressive one. We're not sure what happened to the old Schwarzenegger-style Belmont, but with the paradigm shift in the transmedia dialectic of popular culture—you know, the one dictating we all turn into a bunch of pussies—we're just glad to see that Konami has adjusted accordingly.

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