Yes, yes, y'all, it's our favorite obscure holiday of the year, National Nude Day! Some of you creeps might have some arrest anniversaries today for past charges of indecent exposure. We at the 'Plex, however, have a little more common sense and celebrate by watching gorgeous women go nude.
Though some of our sexy favorites like Salma Hayek, Halle Berry, and Alice Braga don't mind baring all for the sake of art, there are some very hot actresses who think nudity in a film is unnecessary and turns their roles into smut. So today we're gonna do something different—instead of looking over the women who love undressing in films, we've ranked the 10 hottest Hollywood starlets who haven't yet taken the plunge (or the skinny dip). Here's to hoping they change their mind! Take a look at the sexiest actresses who've never done nudity...
10. ZOOEY DESCHANEL
Complex says: Zooey's special to us. She's a Complex cover girl and an actress-turned-singer. You know what she's also known for? Her bangs. Sadly, we mean the ones on her head, and not the many skintastic sex scenes we wish she were famous for.
9. KRISTEN BELL
Complex says: We have a thing for 2007 cover girl Kristen, who has a thing for playing geeky roles. But we knew immediately we had to see her nude after we saw her in a bikini for the whole duration of Forgetting Sarah Marshall (the advance screening where we could see tape covering her nipples in her sex scene didn't count). Kristen, take note: When you play a sexy devil-woman, you have to go naked. Hey, we don't write the rules, we just live by them!
8. EMMANUELLE CHRIQUI
Complex says: With all the hot strippers showing off their goods on Entourage, we're surprised we haven't seen Emmanuelle take it all off in a sex scene with E yet. What's wrong, boo? It's not TV, it's HBO!
Complex says: We're not cheating! She's also a legit actress. Beyoncé even took a dramatic role playing Etta James in Cadillac Records, which showed the singer's drug use. We're hoping that her willingness to gain weight for the role shows she's serious about her acting career. And you know what serious means? Taking it all off.
6. MILA KUNIS
Complex says: We understand That '70s Show was for families, but when she jumped from TV to movies, we expected more than just that sneak peek of her clearly Photoshopped rack in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. We hope she steps it up next time. She is a Complex girl after all (and we have standards to uphold—they're nice and low, of course, so women can oil up and slither over them).
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5. JESSICA ALBA
Complex says: We cried and complained about her prudent ways in her Body of Work, but we'll reiterate: Jessica, please, dancing seductively in a belly shirt in Honey is basically the same thing as being nude, so why not go all the way? Nobody likes a tease.
4. LAUREN LONDON.
Complex says: Sigh. Lauren. We fell in love with Lil Wayne's hottest baby mama when we saw her dimples and ample booty in ATL. Maybe if the movie took place at Atlanta's infamous strip clubs and not a roller rink, we would've seen that ass already. Sequel, please!
3. MEGAN FOX
Complex says: We think she made a big mistake getting booted off the Transformers franchise, but if she wants to make her way back into our hearts, she could start taking some clothes off. Our hearts aren't just full of lust—there's forgiveness in there too!
2. SCARLETT JOHANSSON
Complex says: To be blessed with the body of a goddess and not share it with the world? That's just selfish. They don't hand out Oscars for partial side views and 'neathage, ma.
1. LINDSAY LOHAN
Complex says: Yes, we've all seen her lady bits in 'razzi photos and magazine shoots, but we want to see them in action. And it's not like doing nudity is going to make people think any less of her, right? Right. So, when she gets out of the clink, we think it would be the perfect time for her to show both skin and that she's still a serious actress (though she could take it all off for Porky's IV, as far as we care). We already have the "Free LiLo. And her twos." T-shirts printed up and everything.