“Folks who want porn can buy an Android phone.” 

Date: April 20, 2010
Where: Email exchange with Apple customer Matthew Browing 
Target: Google's Android

What He's Really Saying:
 "If you want straight-up porn, cop an Android phone. We're better than that. Although, if you want tastefully curated content that just so happens to be of an adult, risque nature, we got you. Peep game.