"Perhaps Adobe should focus more on creating great HTML5 tools for the future, and less on criticizing Apple for leaving the past behind."

Date: April 29, 2010
Where: An open letter from Steve Jobs
Target: Adobe

What He's Really Saying: "Hey Adobe, stop with your crying. Don't think I forgot how you tried to fuck me back in the day. Nah, son, I ain't forget shit! I'm just giving you a taste of your own. Figure it out." [Ed.--And you know what? They did.]