Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Let's say you're a really pretty young lady (with a kinda sorta mustache) who admits to having engaged in prostitution (her elegant phrasing was "I sucked dick for free, and I've gotten 10 grand for it"), and you go on a reality TV show where you claim to sleep with the star every night for two months, and get pregnant (albeit with a child that's not his). The riddle is: which is to blame for your week-long stay in a psychiatric hospital? Trick question! (No, seriously, trick question! Oh, never mind.)