Dej Loaf Hilariously Details Her First and Last Experience With Weed Brownies

Edibles are a glorious thing. However, they're clearly not for everyone.

Aug 23, 2015

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Edibles are a truly glorious thing for those fortunate enough to possess the tolerance necessary for, you know, actually enjoying them. For others, they're a highly tweetable misfire that often ends with some version of "yeah, they're just not my thing."

Dej Loaf had the enviable pleasure of sampling the edibles experience during her stint on Nicki Minaj's Pinkprint tour, a chapter in the Loaf saga she thankfully shared with the world on Sunday:

Fun Fact: I ate a weed brownie and almost died (well at least in my mind i did) while on the Pink Print tour.
— Who Dis Woman? (@DeJLoaf) August 23, 2015

Like legit. I will never eat an Edible ever again. Shits not for me.
— Who Dis Woman? (@DeJLoaf) August 23, 2015

It was like I was watching myself die. Lol not funny but I swear that was the most insane shit I've ever experienced in my life.
— Who Dis Woman? (@DeJLoaf) August 23, 2015

Whole time I was thinking like (so this is what it feels like to die) It was mentally painful.
— Who Dis Woman? (@DeJLoaf) August 23, 2015

I passed out. Woke up in the spital laughing.
— Who Dis Woman? (@DeJLoaf) August 23, 2015

So the moral of the story is Stick to Hennessy.
— Who Dis Woman? (@DeJLoaf) August 23, 2015

I went on a life roller coaster. I saw my whole life from birth to now in 4 mins (so they say) shit felt like 40 mins.
— Who Dis Woman? (@DeJLoaf) August 23, 2015

I legit thought I was gonna wake up a new born baby.
— Who Dis Woman? (@DeJLoaf) August 23, 2015

Whole time I was thinking (this is a weak ass way to die) a brownie though? My death story could've been better than this.
— Who Dis Woman? (@DeJLoaf) August 23, 2015

Kids, don't do drugs :)
— Who Dis Woman? (@DeJLoaf) August 23, 2015

Her unfortunate mislabeling of "weed" as a "drug" aside, Dej Loaf's revelatory edibles experience makes for a breezy Sunday read. Also, it should remind everyone of this. In short, make them yourself and avoid the annoyance of having to tolerate someone else's recipe.