You know the feeling: It's Saturday evening and it's two beers past crunk o'clock and you need to get turnt up. But hey, the economy is still in the shitter (are we only ones who notice inflation?) and pregaming saves us money because 40s are hella cheap and you don't need to tip the guy at the bodega.
Pregaming isn't just a way of life, it's the American way of life. It's hella stressful living beyond your means when any day the lights might go out, the bank might repossess your house, and those friendly loan sharks will want their money back—with interest. In other words, we're all about five days away from living like hobos so we might as well develop an alcohol addiction to help us cope with the banality of ours pointless lives. And we're totally gonna par-tay because fuck it, we're on one. And we're gonna pregame because we're broke. U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
So after taking a half an hour nap (aka the fresh for the club nap) we like to sip some of the finest, cheapest liquors known to man. But what's a pregame without a playlist? Here's 21 Songs To Pregame To. Pour it up!
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Dom Kennedy "My Type of Party" (2012)
Because it's such a chillax kind of song.
U.S.D.A. "Corporate Thuggin" (2007)
Because you're wearing a blazer to the club.
MGK "Wild Boy" (2011)
Because you breaking that lamp was totally justified.
Future f/ Diddy & Ludacris "Same Damn Time" (2012)
Because it's perfect for when you're getting dressed with a drink in your hand.
Beastie Boys "Brass Monkey" (1986)
Because it makes you want to try one again, before realizing it doesn't actually taste good.
Snoop Dogg "Who Am I (What's My Name)? (1993)
Because who doesn't love chanting "What's my motherfuckin' name?!"
Blackstreet f/ Dr. Dre "No Diggity" (1996)
Because all you keep it very low key on the profile.
Ma$e "Feel So Good" (1997)
Because you can't understand the language of people with short money as you sip champagne.
Foxy Brown f/ Dru Hill "Big Bad Mamma" (1997)
Because you'll go out feeling like the baddest or like you're going to bag the baddest.
E-40 "Carlos Rossi" (1992)
Because it's totally fine to drink red wine on ice.
Future "You Deserve It" (2012)
Because you deserve to get plastered.
Migos f/ Drake "Versace (Remix)" (2013)
Because when you're really drunk and you start slurring your words, "Versace" is kind of easy to remember.
Black Flag "Six Pack" (1981)
Because it'll make you want to race someone in chugging a beer.
Bun B f/ Pimp C, Jay Z, Young Jeezy "Get Throwed" (2005)
Because we all need to pour a little out for Pimp C.
Quad City DJ's "Space Jam" (1996)
Kanye West "Black Skinheads" (2013)
Because it gets you amped.
2Pac f/ The Outlawz "Hail Mary" (1997)
Because Pac's memory still haunts us.
Ruff Ryders f/ Juvenile "Down Bottom" (1999)
Because there's nothing better than drunken call and response.
A$AP Rocky "Goldie" (2012)
Becuase it's cool to think you're gonna be drinking in Paris.
Method Man & Redman "How High" (1995)
Because it's good to pregame with blunts and brews.
Too Short "Blow The Whistle" (2006)
Because it's just the best.
Songs to Pregame To Playlist
