Action Bronson has a way with words that can best be described as eclectic. This is the dude who proudly announced he bought his lover-friend face to face toilets. Plus, his food lyrics are always on point. Not many rappers have that kind of range, much less can they think outside the box in the way Bronson does.
His debut album, Mr. Wonderful, similarly delivers the goods, with Bronson dissing Seal, hooking up with various women, and giving his mom an expletive shout-out. Always expect the unexpected from the Queens rapper. Here are the Craziest Lyrics From Action Bronson's Mr. Wonderful.
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“You ain't think I was hot then, now you wanna hum on my testicles.”
“My mother said I better win or else she'll f**k me up/Ma we did it, I love you, you lucky slut.”
“Twisted off the jenkem, watching 'Iron Chef'/The secret ingredient was lion's neck.”
“All I do is eat oysters/And speak six languages in three voices.”
“I know you see me on the TV, lookin' like a hunk of beef/When I smile your baby mama s**t her dungarees.”
“I'm getting topped off in the front row of the opera.”
“Stab your father while he pissin' in the men's room.”
“F**k around and win a spelling bee/I could walk under ladders, still win the lotto/Ten minutes flat, built a boat in a bottle.”
“I had dreams of f**kin' Keri Hilson in my Duncans/Woke up naked at the Hilton with a b***h that look like Seal's cousin.”
“You and your father never played catch, he taught you how to twerk.”
Song: “Only in America”
Real men do the one-two step, like so.