Hey, you know that thing public figures sometimes do where they cut a deal with a seemingly random magazine—i.e. People, In Touch Weekly, or some other shit no one should ever read—to exclusively publish photos of their newborn baby? Cardi B and Offset (reportedly) aren't interested in doing that.


Kulture Kiari Cephus 07/10/18🎀🌸 @offsetyrn

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Though the two have recently received a "flood" of photo offers from a variety of unnamed media outlets, per TMZ, they currently have "no desire" to ink any of them. The couple have reportedly been met with offers of $100,000 and more, which is roughly the same amount I was paid to write this article. Just kidding.

In fact, Cardi and Offset are said to have no interest in even remotely considering an offer until their daughter Kulture Kiari Cephus is 5 or 6 months old. As previously reported, Kulture—the true royal couple's first child together—was born July 10.

In a recent chat with Rolling Stone accompanying her immediately-regarded-as-iconic cover shoot with Offset, Cardi detailed her post-baby touring plans. "What I envision is my tour bus has my own personal room, and I just want to be with my baby," Cardi, who's set to hit the road with Bruno Mars in September, said last month. "Only time I don’t have my baby with me is when I'm getting my hair done, makeup done, performing."