Rappers love to talk about sex. From its very beginning, hip-hop has been a genre that’s unafraid to get down and dirty, and sex is right up there with money and fame when it comes to things to brag about. But as with anything, there’s a right way and a wrong way to describing sex, and plenty of rappers find themselves on the wrong side of that line, including some of the best of all time. We ran down some the worst sex lyrics in rap history.
Rappers love to talk about sex. From its very beginning, hip-hop has been a genre that’s unafraid to get down and dirty, and sex is right up there with money and fame when it comes to things to brag about. But as with anything, there’s a right way and a wrong way to describing sex, and plenty of rappers find themselves on the wrong side of that line, including some of the best of all time. We ran down some the worst sex lyrics in rap history.
"My dick is made of carrots/Bunnies wanting to get fed"
Artist: Childish Gambino
Song: "Freaks & Geeks"
Year: 2011
"Hit my palace (straight up!)/Stroke my cactus (it's lit!)"
Artist: Travis Scott
Song: "Through the Late Night"
Year: 2016
"Now if I fuck this model, and she just bleached her asshole..."
Full lyric: "Now if I fuck this model, and she just bleached her asshole/And I get bleach on my T-shirt, I'ma feel like an asshole"
Artist: Kanye West
Song: "Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1"
Year: 2016
"Give my ladies dick, my young hoes pee-pee/Hits in a row like MJ, hee hee"
Artist: Jay Z
Song: "It's Hot (Some Like It Hot)"
Year: 1999
"My shirt ain't got no stripes, but I can make your pussy whistle/Like the Andy Griffith theme song"
Artist: Drake
Song: "Best I Ever Had"
Year: 2009
"Dick so big it's like a foot up in your mouth/And I ain't babysitting, but my kids all on yo' couch"
Artist: Jeremih f/ J. Cole
Song: "Planez"
Year: 2015
"This don't mean I'm gay, I don't like men/I like boobs, boobs, boobs"
Full lyric: "Oh wait a minute, ow, put it back in, in in in/This don't mean I'm gay, I don't like men/I like boobs, boobs, boobs/Now see that gerbil, grab that tube/Shove it up my butt/Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole"
Artist: Eminem
Song: "Fack"
Year: 2005
"Beat that pussy up like Emmett Till"
Artist: Lil Wayne
Song: Future, "Karate Chop (Remix)"
Year: 2014
"Fuck around, pull out my dick and I pee on her"
Artist: Future
Title: "Peacoat"
Year: 2015
"I'm a make it rain for you here's a golden shower/Smell it like a flower my pussy is a rose..."
Full Lyric: "I'm a make it rain for you here's a golden shower/Smell it like a flower my pussy is a rose/Come a little closer I wanna fuck your nose"
Artist: Trina
Song: "Look Back At Me"
Year: 2008
"Honey ain't a politician, she's a pole-a-tican"
Artist: Young Jeezy f/ Nas
Song: "My President is Black"
Year: 2008
"Bout time to make a move upon the hungry little butthole..."
Full Lyric: "Bout time to make a move upon the hungry little butthole/Meanwhile she acted quite passive/Lickin' the hun neck while she lotionin' that ass with jelly"
Artist: Slick Rick
Song: "Adults Only"
Year: 1999
"Hit her where she doodie at, make the booty fat"
Artist: Jungle
Title: Nas f/ Bravehearts, "Oochie Wally"
Year: 2000
"Real name Rover, I said bend over/I started to knock, then came the odor..."
Full lyric: "Real name Rover, I said bend over/I started to knock, then came the odor/Smelled like mush, shouldn't had a woosh/Told her to stop, and take a dush"
Artist: Three 6 Mafia
Song: "Slob on My Knob"
Year: 2011
"I’m coming ashy as hell with chapped dicks for your chapped ass lips"
Artist: Akinyele
Song: "Put It In Your Mouth"
Year: 1999
"I lick my fingertips and get your clitoris in the mix/My dick on business trips"
Artist: Mac Miller
Song: "Skin"
Year: 2016
"Hear the hooker slam the butcher with the biggest stack of meats/Take two hands to hold it flip it out and unroll"
Artist: Pete Rock & CL Smooth
Song: "Skins"
Year: 1992
"I got a 10 foot pole that'll go in your hole, take your soul/Make nut come out your nose fall all on your clothes"
Artist: Ying Yang Twins
Song: "Pull My Hair"
Year: 2005
"Said he want to blow fish, I'm Hootie/Follow my legs to my booty"
Artist: Iggy Azalea
Song: "Down South"
Year: 2012
"I’ll fuck around and hit you with the Hennessy dick/Mess around and go blind, don’t get to see shit..."
Full Lyric: "I’ll fuck around and hit you with the Hennessy dick/Mess around and go blind, don’t get to see shit/The next batter, here to shatter your bladder"
Artist: The Notorious B.I.G.
Song: "One More Chance"
Year: 1994
"Maybe it's time to put this pussy on your sideburns"
Artist: Nicki Minaj
Song: Young Money, "Bedrock"
Year: 2009
“Want to creep, on the light raw ass cheeks / I'm sexin' raw dog without protection, disease infested”
Artist: Foxy Brown
Title: LL Cool J, "I Shot Ya (Remix)"
Year: 1995
"I don't care when you get it, her pussy still smell the same/Period just went off and you can't smell a thing..."
Full Lyric: "I don't care when you get it, her pussy still smell the same/Period just went off and you can't smell a thing/Pussy smell and touch like she was 13"
Artist: Plies
Song: Water
Year: 2007
"I'm repping 6 Kiss cause I'm smooth like silk/Fuck your ho in the ass and her pussy squirted milk"
Artist: Lil B
Song: "Pretty Bitch"
Year: 2009
"On our way to the Marriott keep 'em very hot/Westside hittin' hairy cock all night long"
Artist: Ice Cube
Song: "We Be Clubbin'"
Year: 1997
