The ever edgy Miley Cyrus has taken to Instagram to let us know masturbation is totally kewl. Just days after posing for some very NSFW Polaroids for V Magazine, the rebel with a tongue posted a photo (presumably) of herself with a handful of crotch, accompanied by the caption, "a masturbate a day keeps the haters away."
How exactly this works we're not sure. Does the post-masturbation glow act as some sort of DEET to ward off people with haterish tendencies? Or does the bliss of an orgasm simply make you immune to an onslaught of hate? We need science to study the interaction between self-pleasure and those who don't want to see anyone shine.
