Verse: Verse 2
Album: The Slim Shady LP
Best Line: "Just tryna buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick/Duh-dah-duh-dah-duh-duh, go-go gadget dick."

Eminem doesn't always tell stories. But when he does, he prefers telling stories of the most-fucked-up-shit-ever variety. On this particular verse, he started off by revealing that he was "tryna nail a trailer park bitch" and then proceeded to tell an incredibly bizarre tale that ends with him whipping out his, well, just read the line above. The story had all kinds of crazy twists and turns that only Slim Shady could think up and it was, as usual, as entertaining as it was disturbing.