There are approximately 3.3 million videos that come up when you search "Rap Battle" in YouTube and, were I to guess, I've seen all of them. I saw the one where the one guy knocks out the other one. I saw the one where Darth Vader goes against Hitler. I saw the rap battle parody that everyone watched. I saw the one(s) where the white guy says "nigga" while battling the black guy. I've seen all of the rap battle videos. ALL OF THEM. Which is why everything in this list about imagining rap battles is so much closer to "fact" than to "speculation." That's a little thing called utmost journalism.

Written by Shea Serrano (@SheaSerrano

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