Producer: Terrence "T-Storm" Battle
Album: Chicken-n-Beer
Label: DTP/Def Jam

An automated telephone menu that helps you find the nearest weed spot sounds like a service we wish really existed. Instead it's part of the amusing skit on Luda's Chicken-n-Beer album that saves the funniest option for last: "If you woke up with a hangover and a pair of hairy balls on your forehead, press #7."

Once the number is pushed, the electronic voice states: "You just pressed #7. You just been introduced to a moral crime called T Baggin'. We suggest you probably hang up the phone, beat the ass of any white guys you hung out with last night, and find and destroy all photos before they end up on the Internet." Truer words may have never been spoken.