Let's just say that Cam's introductory track with Undeas Entertainment did little to disguise the wittiness, vulgarity, and asshole tendencies that would entertain us for years to come: "Kidnap your family/Make your brother eat your mother out/After I done dug her out/Needless to drug her out/Pillows to smother out." A colorful classic—not so different from Tom Selleck's Hawaiian-shirt-and-mustache combo.