People Are Freaking Out Over Parallel Universes Thanks to Misleading Headlines

You've certainly seen an article or three alleging that NASA has discovered evidence of a parallel universe where sh*t operates in reverse. Not true.

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As we're all starving for good news these days, what with 2020 being a marathon of shit and all, it's not difficult to fathom how the currently popular pastime of crafting headlines about NASA supposedly uncovering evidence of a parallel universe because so prevalent.

You've certainly stumbled across at least one of these headlines in question, all of which offered up some version of the claim that NASA had—to quote the Daily Star, for example—come into possession of evidence of a parallel universe "where all the rules of physics seem to be operating in reverse."

But as Forbes' Jamie Carter and others have since pointed out, that summation is quite a reach.

@ NASA pls send me to the parallel universe pic.twitter.com/R6CzOMehrs

— boston 🕸 (@bostonsbooks) May 21, 2020

The swath of parallel universe-hawking pieces have arrived thanks to a weeks-old story from New Scientist, itself connected to a research paper about how the Standard Model for neutrinos doesn't explain a rare type of particle detected by the Antarctic Impulsive Transient Antenna (ANITA).

Ibrahim Safa, a lead author on the research paper, has since joked that NASA has actually discovered that we shouldn't be getting our news "from the New York Post."

NASA has discovered that y'all should not be getting your news from the new york post.

— Ibrahim Safa (@IbrahimSafa1) May 21, 2020

Me: We looked at these ANITA events and they can't be standard neutrinos. They were probably a result of our imperfect understanding of the Antarctic ice, but there's a chance some new physics phenomenon is responsible.

Tabloids: PARALLEL UNIVERSE!!!

— Ibrahim Safa (@IbrahimSafa1) May 21, 2020

Earlier this year, Safa urged a more cautious approach to interpreting (and then headlining) such findings.

"It looks like we'll have to wait for the next generation of experiments, which will increase exposure and sensitivity, to get a clear understanding of this anomaly," he said.

But thanks to that aforementioned affliction of good news starvation, none of this deterred people from diving happily into the jokes-stacked parallel universe celebration sector, as seen below:

Nasa: discovers a Parallel Universe where Time goes Backwards.

Every Classic Rock Stan: https://t.co/mMrvZBkOc0

— Paris 🌈⃤ (@jojmacca) May 21, 2020

I just KNOW parallel universe me is happy cause I'm sad as fuck pic.twitter.com/tIpcYIW2WE

— your guardian angel (@cyrilswhore) May 21, 2020

Me, choking my parallel universe doppelganger who has a better life than me so I can take his place. pic.twitter.com/sPyGZY10uV

— astor™ (@grandpabbychuck) May 21, 2020

In 2020, we’ve had:

- WW3 scares
- Kobe & Gigi’s death
- Australia burning
- A worldwide pandemic
- All sporting events cancelled
- Confirmed UFO sightings
- Murder Hornets
- And now a Parallel Universe

It’s only May. pic.twitter.com/CJIzsFOJ6J

— 𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 🏀✈️ (@mldiffley) May 21, 2020

when me and my parallel universe self finally link up pic.twitter.com/jsRKxhCHoL

— ☆VON (@yeitszero) May 21, 2020

Me meeting myself in a parallel universe like damn bitch you couldn’t get your life together ANYWHERE? 😫😫 pic.twitter.com/M9V0cD0hcL

— 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚎 🧡 (@TrudiiBee) May 21, 2020

Anyway, for some actual NASA-related news we can celebrate without fear of falling victim to misleading headlines, have a slice of this:

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