If Trump "Says What Everyone Is Thinking," Here's What Everyone Is Thinking

If Donald Trump is, as his supporters claim, saying “what everyone is thinking,” then here are just some of the things we’ve all been thinking.

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There's a narrative going around like how lice spreads among school children, and the gist is that Donald Trump says what everyone is thinking. His supporters insist on it. If this is true, then here are just some of the things that we—all of us, across the country—have been thinking:

  • A woman who gets an abortion should face "some form of punishment" in the event that abortion is made illegal.

  • A woman should not face punishment for having an abortion, as she is an innocent victim who was taken advantage of by a doctor.

  • Nobody has more respect for women than Donald Trump.

  • Donald Trump will do more for women than anybody—but especially Hillary Clinton.

  • Breastfeeding is disgusting.

  • ABC is wasting their time with The View, which has been a “total disaster” since Barbara Walters left.

  • “Millions and millions of women—cervical cancer, breast cancer—are helped by Planned Parenthood. So you can say whatever you want, but they have millions of women going through Planned Parenthood that are helped greatly…”

  • “[But]I wouldn't fund it. I would defund it because of the abortion factor, which they say is 3 percent.”

  • Heidi Klum is no longer a 10.

  • All Muslim people should be banned from the United States.

  • There should be exceptions to the ban on Muslim people for Donald Trump’s “very rich” Muslim friends.

  • Donald Trump has many Muslim friends, okay?

  • Donald Trump also has many black friends.

  • And “fabulous” gay friends.

  • And Mexican employees.

  • Mexican immigrants are murdering “thousands of people

  • If it weren’t for Trump’s candidacy, no one would be talking about immigration, as it was not an issue before he ran for president.

  • It is okay to refer to Mexican people who want to come to the United States as “illegals.”

  • Vicente Fox, the former president of Mexico, needs to apologize for saying the F-word.

  • The only way to keep “illegals” out is to build a wall.

  • Donald Trump builds better walls than anyone.

  • Our leaders are stupid, our politicians are stupid, and the Mexican government is much smarter.

  • Mexico will pay for the wall.

  • Donald Trump gets along with everybody.

  • It's a real possibility and definitely not crazy to worry that credentialed reporters carrying pens are actually carrying tiny bombs.

  • Robert Pattinson should not have taken Kristen Stewart back in 2012.

  • The public doesn’t know who was truly responsible for committing the 9/11 attacks.

  • President Obama “has set a very poor standard and it's a shame for the African American people. He really has done nothing for African Americans. You look at what's gone on with their income levels, and with their youth. They have problems now in terms of unemployment numbers. We have a black president who's done very poorly for the African Americans of this country.”

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