Well played, rabbits. Well played indeed. Instead of attempting to directly compete with dogs, you apparently decided to just get bigger and more powerful than ever previously conceived. Atlas, currently up for adoption via the good people over at the Scottish SPCA, has secured a Jezebel co-sign by simply being both adorable and gigantic.
"Atlas is already about the size of a westie and is still young with some growing to do," SPCA manager Anna O'Donnell said in a press release. "He is a very friendly rabbit who loves attention and getting cuddles." According to O'Donnell, Atlas is quite skilled at making everyone giggle gregariously thanks to his decidedly "mischievous" character.
Though dogs have not issued an official response to this burgeoning superstar rabbit's obvious attempt at besting them at their own game, some deep reporting from unnamed experts revealed footage of dogs preparing a message of retaliation:
Those with the ability to assist this rabbit in his pursuit of cuddles and shelter can inquire further right here.