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Rappers—being the natural born hustlers they are—like to make tons of money. So, they launch as much merchandise as possible, whether it's to promote themselves or their concerts and albums. We're talking T-shirts, hats, key chains, and even some that just don't make sense. You see, for every Riccardo Tisci-inspired Watch The Throne tour T-Shirt or Odd Future cat sweatshirt, there's a baby onesie or slogan panties out there. We did some digging and found you a few others worth a look. Now these may be random, but they are all for sale right now and it's up to you if you wanna cop. Check out the 10 Weirdest Rap Merchandise Available Now.
Young Money's Credit Cards
You know Russell Simmons' Prepaid Visa RushCard? Well the YMCMB credit card is like it's brother. It's prepaid and there's no credit check needed. Plus, you get discounts at the Young Money web shop. Guess it was only a matter of time before Mack Maine and his team came out with one, right?
Nicki Minaj's Pink Wig
Nicki really does go all out for her Barbs. Not only does she have the apparel thing down, she's also got this pink wig on her website. We're cool with ladies wearing this to Halloween parties or Nicki's concerts but fellas, stay away.
Snoop Dogg's VoiceSkin on TomTom GPS
This had to make the list. Have you ever been driving in your car and thought, "I wish that was Snoop's voice on my GPS?" Well, your wish has been granted. Thanks to TomTom you can now avoid that monotoned voice on your system and get directions from Snoop instead. It's hilarious but weird at the same time. Watch the video above for a preview.
Juicy J's Styrofoam Cups
SHUTTHEFUCKUP. Styrofoam cups? You get a pack of 6 for $9 and 12 for $18. Juicy J is really serious about that whole "a zip and a double cup" thing.
Drake's OVO Floatable Key Chain
Of course there's nothing wrong with key chains. But this OVO floatable key chain is just funny. Remember the orange Nautica key chains? At least the guys who wear Nautica would be on a boat, swimming with their keys. But for OVO? It's a little off brand... If you want one anyway, it's only available on the Club Paradise Tour.
Snoop Dogg's License Plate Frame
Well, if it's not enough to have Snoop give you directions, you can have him on your license plate, too. This is for his number one fans, or those old caddys.
Gucci Mane's "Tattoo Your Face" App
OK, we know this isn't really merch, but it was too good to leave out. Instead of T-Shirts or accessories with the rapper's face on it, you can customize your own photo with his signature ice cream tattoo. If there was an award for the weirdest (but hilarious) app, it would go to Gucci Mane.
Wale's "Ambitious Girl" Nameplate Necklace
LOLOLOL. Seriously? No disrespect to Wale but this should be on the list of things not to buy your girl.
Tech N9ne's Baby Onesie
See what we mean? Rappers really do launch as much merchandise as possible. Baby onesies? Swag out your babies for $14.99.
Big Sean's A$$ Booty Shorts
OK, we get that it says A$$ to refer to the Nicki Minaj-assisted track, "Dance (A$$)", but does his name really have to be on there?