We May Have Zero Understanding Of Soccer, But We Understand A Good Jacket When We See It

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Yo doesn’t this jacket look like something badass soccer hooligan would wear it? Like after Arsenal loses he flips cars and stabs Chelsea fans with shanks made from Sambas or some shit. I don’t even know if Arsenal plays Chelsea or whatever. I’m definitely one of those Americans that still calls it "soccer." The only players I know are David Beckham, Messi and that one guy who headbutted someone in the World Cup—that was crazy memorable. While you jerkstores are in the pub watching soccer, I’m in the club bumping Waka. BOW! BOW! BOW! Scream that as you check out from Mr. Porter.

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