We can all agree that Stone Island is the fucking best, right? This cotton mac thing reminds me of those dope arctic warfare kits soldiers who get to ski always wear, like in that violent, wintry dreamworld scene from Inception. That shit was fire. I love dressing like futuristic tactical operations squads. You never know when you gotta take down an aggressive shopper at Trader Joe's. YOU THINK YOU GET ALL THE HOLIDAY THEMED JOE-JOES FOR YOURSELF? I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF, TRADITIONALLY, EVERY GRANDKID GETS A BOX IN THEIR STOCKING, OLD LADY. GIVE UP TWO BOXES OR GET READY TO REPLACE THAT OTHER HIP. I'M NOT DRIVING TO ANOTHER ONE OF THESE GODFORSAKEN PLACES. By the time that old LADY gets to the manager to complain about you, you'll have disappeared into the mound of dirty snow the back of the parking lot.
