If you guys haven't noticed, the logical conclusion to this rare hemline movement isn't that we will all end up dressing like the cool artsy moms we love. Nah, we're all gonna end up riding that Scrooge McDuck wave. And Brooks Brothers has been on McDuck's level for years now. I mean, just check out these shirts. Brooks Brothers calls them "nightshirts," but the original Brooks Brothers probably called "cars," "automobiles" and what not. These are really just the rarest hemlines that we've seen thus far, so you already know we were required to report back. I for the life of me can't fathom actually sleeping in something so long and flow-y. Everyone knows you sleep in a pair of mesh shorts from your semi-athletic high school days. Instead or slumping out for 8 hours in this, wear it to brunch with some tight jeans and everyone will just assume you've been visited by ghosts and have had a change of heart and will no longer squander your money on material things, but use it instead to bring everyone in your life happiness. And since this ridiculous shirt only costs $80, you can start saving up for the vault of gold coins you're gonna swan dive into with your nephews after a particularly hilarious adventure.
