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Good job on this jacket, Oliver Spencer. I like this jacket a lot because Ollie came through with the typical MA-1 bomber sleeve pocket on the chest. That right there is a slightly new maneuver. Unless, you know, I've seen it before and simply forgot (read: the most likely scenario). It's a scientific fact that your brain can only hold so many memories of jawnz at any given time. You may now know it, but your brain is constantly re-formatting your internal hard drive, robbing you of precious gear to cop. However you can combat this with an easy two step process:
1. Read Four Pins.
2. Stay woke.
You're welcome.