HOLY SHIT, NEIGHBORHOOD JUST CAME THE CLOSEST TO A REAL, ACTUAL BIG DOGS T-SHIRT. This tee features a majestic dog with the caption, "It pays to be a winner," which is almost as good as "If you can't surf with the big dogs, STAY OFF THE NET." Goddamn, goddamn, I just went down a beautiful Big Dogs trip down memory lane. I remember my dad had this Big Dogs joint and my friend's dad had one of those super pervy Big Johnson T-shirts and that's when I realized not everyone has a cool dad. Some of you poor bastards were raised by dickheads.
