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As far as my favorite brands that I don't actually own yet are concerned, Cash Ca pretty much tops the list. And I say "yet" because this holiday season I've forsaken all my loved ones and just buying myself presents. You're probably thinking, "Um, how is that any different than the other days of the year?" And you're kind of right. Except, sometimes I gotta buy my girlfriend dinner and stuff because she's sitting at the same table as me. This sweatshirt hits all the right notes for me, though, which is why my girl will get a coupon book for "free hugs and what not" this year. If you guys are super broke and can't afford to buy your significant others any presents whatsoever, just go down on them for, like, 3 hours.