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Buzzfeed, a site known for its cheeky articles involving cats, recently published an article dishing out menswear tips. Titled "16 Ways To Dress Like A Grown Man," author Spencer Althouse offers practical advice such as, "Get a haircut like the guys from Mad Men," and "Start Following the Style Pyramid." The latter nugget of wisdom strongly suggests that he may be a member of the Illuminati because the Style Pyramid is only available to level 12 Freemasons and above.
Guys who actually take pride in dressing themselves derided the article, but we decided to get some opinions that actually matter, so we reached out to the most prominent Cat Menswear Bloggers in the game. The oft-neglected, always cuddly subset of #menswear, they're tired of living in Menswear Dog's shadow and are ready to speak out against this affront to dressing well. Presented, without comment, are their reactions.
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diedogwear
Die, Dogwear!
"What the fuck is the style pyramid?"
gentlecatsquarterly
Gentlecat's Quarterly
"They tell you to get a tux, but they show a photo of a guy wearing a pre-tied bowtie and a button-down collar shirt? SMFH."
acatinuouslean
A Catinuous Lean
"They need to cover more clothes made in America."
giltmeownual
Gilt Meownual
"I can't even…"
fourpaws
Four Paws
"Did they really just co-sign cufflinks, bruh?"
hypekitty
Hypefleas
"Really? They only now just heard of Kanye's dad jeans?"
mangygentleman
Mangy Gentleman
"Their list of cats who could be male models sucks. Mainly because I'm not on it."
meownicle
Meownicle
"Would it kill them to hire someone with even passing knowledge of men's style?"
meowtotalktogirlsatpurrties
How To Meow To Mice At Parties
"I wouldn't touch their style advice if it was covered in catnip and fish oil."
purrrsonstreetclothiers
Purrsonal Style Blogger
"Needs more street style photos of cats in Boglioli smoking cigarettes."
purrthison
Felineisto
"It makes me want to throw up. In fact, I did. Three times."
secretlitterboxes
Secret Litter Boxes
"Almost worse than a half-finished food bowl."
streetetticat
Street Etticat
"Where's the love for stylish black cats?"
thecatorialist
The Catorialist
"Pure trash."
theimpurrsiblecool
The Impurrsible Cool
"The shit I just left in the litter box is full of better style advice."
tsbcats
Purr This On
"Here's an idea: 25 Cat Butts That Dress Better Than You. And this is coming from a cat who licks his own butt."
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Menswear Dog
"Love it! These tips are fantastic! I just emailed to everyone at the kennel!"
