The 15 Craziest Christmas Ornaments

The holiday season is upon us, and that means a whole bunch of Christmas ornaments are now available for decking the halls and strangling trees.

Of course, not all of them are your standard colored balls (pause...).

While there are many holiday ornaments that promote the spirit of togetherness and good will, there's a quirkier, naughtier side of the holiday. That's the side we like. One more representative of the potential for regretful fun at your seasonal office party, or the moment you tell the youngest child in the family that Santa doesn't exist.

From zombie gingerbread men to randy snowmen, check out The 15 Craziest Christmas Ornaments.

A Weiner Dog in a Hot Dog Bun

Quirky retailer Urban Outfitters puts out hipster-friendly "unique" ornaments each season. This is one of them.

Dinosauria Hatching Egg

Umm... perfect for symbolizing the coming New Year... you know, the one that prophesies are impending doom under the return of the giant lizards.

Litter

When all else fails, just use your tree as a trash can. The Museum of Litter sure did.

Pauly D, The Situation, and Snooki

Well, if you ever wanted The Jersey Shore cast on your fir, you could put these on. Be advised, the amount of fake tan on these ornaments will probably make your tree more flammable than ever.

Guitar and Amp

Rock out with your yule log out.

Biker Jacket 

Your favorite motorcycle jacket, now sized for chilling between the branches.

Dinosaur 

Prefer your prehistoric reptiles fully-formed? This one even comes with a festive scarf. 

Mark Hussey's Christmas Bauble

Got $130,000 to blow? That's just about how much you'll need to drop for this 18-carat white gold bauble, studded with over 1,500 diamonds and 188 red rubies. Word on the street is that it's modeled after Cam'ron's chain.

Budweiser 

Beer always makes the holidays more bearable.

Yule Doo 

Have yourself, a shitty little Christmas.

Zombie Christmas Ornaments

Well, if Christmas was always rotten for you, these are perfect.

Chimera 

Designed by Peter Eudenbach, these ornaments depict birds hatching from the traditional Christmas balls.

Pornaments 

Quite possibly the naughtiest ornaments we've seen all season.