The 10 Types of Men Who Wear Tank Tops

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You're reading this between reps. You have arms as wide as your face, and have never heard of The Sartorialist, but can go on for hours about the sartorius. Your neck probably has its own abs.

From landing big ticket roles that launch them into superstardrom, or rappers who have been on some key features on guaranteed hit songs, these guys are what the media deems "hot right now." Speaking of heat, these same people opt for sleeveless shirts when the whether gets warm, for some reason only when the paparazzi seems to be around.

You love going to dumb pool parties on hotel rooftops even though you don't own anything you can swim in. You just go there to pound beers and listen to whatever indie band du jour is blaring through the speakers. You take this to the next level and go to music festivals because seeing someone live is the only thing better than hearing it on vinyl. You never met a pair of croakies you didn't like.

You go to events like Fool's Gold Day Off and the Mad Decent Block Party even though you don't really fuck with the music. It's just an excuse to throw on the Js with a pair of shorts and hang out in a vacant lot with your boys, starting at girls you don't have the courage to actually talk to. Also, this is one of the few times anyone will see all of your arm tats.

Farmer's tan is for amateurs. 

When "In The Club" was hot, he could walk into any swanky place and all of a sudden white tank tops would be deemed appropriate. Also, no other dudes ever embraced the non-ribbed straps quite like 50.

You wear tank tops because they complement your puka shell necklace, cargo shorts, and well-worn brown flip-flops. Sometimes you throw on a pre-frayed baseball cap with the perfect curved brim, just to switch it up. You also watched Jersey Shore out of sheer adoration.

There are tank tops, and then there are Richard Simmons tank tops. If there was such a thing as "next level tanks," his would take the cake. From tasseled versions, tie-dye, to all gold everything joints, Richard Simmons is the tank top KING.

Look, your dad has earned the right to wear a tank top regardless of his body type. Whether he's had a hard day at work and likes to kick back in his undershirt and enjoy a beer, or he's on vacation enjoying a Mai Tai poolside, let dad do his thing.

Fact: It's harder to find a photo of Vin not wearing a tank top than it is of him in a sleeveless shirt. Every other character he plays refuses to wear sleeves as if it were a clause in his contract. We're just waiting for the day his arms get an Oscar nod for "Best Supporting Actor."