How to Dress for the Hamptons (If You're a Minority)

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Buy It Now: Club Monaco, $60
What Douchebags Wear: Huge logo polos

Leave the Big Pony shirts alone and let the fit do all the talking. This particular one from Club Monaco has cool contrast piping and a round collar that makes it look more like a pajama shirt than a polo—but it's still mad comfortable. We wouldn't advise going to sleep in it though.

Buy It Now: Stussy, $50
What Douchebags Wear: Khaki cargo shorts

Set yourself apart from the pack with a pair of shorts that make a statement. The khaki and black panels on these skate-inspired shorts stay true to Stussy's streetwear roots, while the hiking-inspired self belt makes sure you're up on the latest trends.

Buy It Now: Lightning Bolt, $40
What Douchebags Wear: Frat and/or Bar T-Shirts

Comfort is key when you're sipping mixed drinks poolside, so for those times when you have to wear a shirt, opt for a pocket tee. You can stash your shades in the pocket when they're not on your face, and the broken-in, vintage wash on this Lightning Bolt tee makes it feel like you've had it all summer long.

Buy It Now: PASTE, $108
What Douchebags Wear: Beer-print board shorts

Ditch those super-long, beer label-emblazoned board shorts that got you through college spring breaks and opt for a solid pair. PASTE makes theirs just above the knee, in an old-school cut with details like a tab waistband. They're the closest thing you can get to dressing up for the beach.

Buy It Now: J. Crew, $80
What Douchebags Wear: Ill-fitting linen shirts

Don't be one of those dudes in a boxy linen shirt when you hit the bar. This seersucker shirt from J. Crew is cut slim in the body and arms like your other button-downs should be, while the fabric ensures you stay cool due to its breathable nature. Plus, this navy color goes with just about everything.

Buy It Now: Nike, $80
What Douchebags Wear: Flip-flops

No self-respecting guy should resort to wearing espadrilles or flip-flops. This warm-weather friendly rendition of the Nike Tennis Classic is extra-ventilated with a mesh upper—perfect for extra hot days and going sockless.

Buy It Now: The Knottery, $30
What Douchebags Wear: Broken-in caps with a curved brim

Wool baseball caps can make your head hot. Opt for a cotton five-panel like this patterned hat from The Knottery. Available in a bunch of lightweight fabrics and dope prints from camo to dots, you'll be able to feel the breeze on your head while keeping your cool in more ways than one.

Buy It Now: Saturdays Surf, $108
What Douchebags Wear: "Fun Shirts"

Turbo-bros usually hit the club wearing ugly "going out" shirts or multi-colored "Fun Shirts" made from different colors or materials. Don't do that. Saturdays Surf has this rad floral print shirt that's subtle enough to rock just about anywhere.

Buy It Now: Asos, $26
What Douchebags Wear: Wayfarers with Croakies

Aviators make you look like an undercover cop, and Wayfarers make you look like everyone else. Elevate your eyewear game with rounded frames. They work best for oval and square faces, but they're versatile enough that most guys can wear them well. Just don't call them "stunner shades."

Buy It Now: GANT Rugger, $175
What Douchebags Wear: Thin V-neck sweaters with logos

Remember when Kanye West rocked this awesome Acne mint green sweater? Yeah, classic kit right there. This version from GANT Rugger costs much less but looks just as cool. Made from 100% cotton, it isn't itchy like wool and won't pill like cashmere—and it's light enough to wear on breezy spring days and summer nights. Throw it on over a T-shirt or polo to go incognito with the preppy crowd. Just please, please don't tie the sleeves around your neck.

Buy It Now: Gap, $42
What Douchebags Wear: Salmon-colored pants, sometimes with critters on them

Leave the Nantucket Red pants for the wannabe yacht-bros and go blue. The bright blue pant is to city slickers what faded red trousers are to preps. It's essentially like the Crips and Bloods, except a lot less violent, and instead of Tupac versus Biggie it's Vampire Weekend versus um... older Vampire Weekend? Anyway, the takeaway is these pants say "F you I'm from the city. Deal with it." Wear them with everything else, and with pride.