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Whether it’s the pressure he feels as a paparazzi target or a quest to keep his screaming fans satisfied, this year, Justin Bieber has taken to switching his hair as much as Kylie Jenner changes her wigs. Consider where it all started: his prepubescent mushroom top. Since then, we’ve seen vacation braids and dreads, blonde to brunette, and back again. Though he recently made the transition from low buzz cut to an even lower, bleached blonde cut, we have a feeling he’s not done now. So, we thought we’d go full Ms. Cleo and give our predictions as to what the Biebs might do next.
Justy Biebrus
To be honest, Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus could Face Swap and easily confuse their millions of followers on Snapchat. It wouldn’t be surprising if Justin tried to come out of the house with his hair styled this way back in 2011, when he sported a very similar ‘do. Since androgyny is poppin in 2016, Bieber may very well give Miley a call, have her schedule him an appointment, and pull up on her hairstylist so she can frost their tips together.
Justin Federbiebs
If Bieber held on to that original mop, he would basically have this Kevin Federline special in about 15 years from now. Who knows? Maybe one day Bieber will say fuck it, have a bunch of kids, drink a 12 pack every night, and end up with this look anyway.
Carrot Mop
At the rate Bieber has been switching up his hairstyle as of late, he will have run through every option on the barber hairstyle guide three times over. At that point, he may just go for pure shock factor, get a perm, and go Ron Weasley with the hair dye.
Lil Bieby
Catch Bieber in the spot, turnt with his rapper friends. Catch Bieber with his hair dyed. Catch Bieber with his hair in locks. Catch Bieber with his hair in braids, with beads. Somewhere in the mix of all of these Bieber happenings, you can find a degree of probability in the young God channeling his inner Lil Boat with a transition to braids of a bright red hue, fully equipped with the beads to match. Although it may sound crazy, and even appear so in the mental image you now have, with the way his hair history has been going, this is not that farfetched. We got a Bieber “One Dance” remix; would a Minnesota remix be that crazy? Yeah, it probably would.
Justin Bieberfeld
If Justin decides to channel his inner swanky Frenchmen, grow out his hair, dye it gray, and tie it with black ribbon, are you still a Belieber? You better be. If not, what kind of fan were you really? You were down with his baby ’do. You supported his conversion to blonde and maintained consistent double tappage on his IG posts throughout his stint as a Rastafarian. You are now obligated to go wherever his hairstyle choices take you, if you are, indeed, a true Belieber.
