Normcore has been a hot topic online for about a week now, which means it's so fucking over. Don't be caught in these streets looking all intentionally bland and ordinary in an attempt to escape the shackles of fashion. Or, as the creators of the term intended to communicate, remaining a interest-less blob so that you can pursue each interest with the reckless abandon of the uber-informed and instantly passionate. Fuck that noise though. If you need someone telling you how to live your life, then here are 14 Stupid Normcore Alternatives That Are Somehow Better Than the Original.
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What's more "ardently ordinary" than softcore porn? When was the last time any sort of pornography that wasn't outlawed in South Carolina grabbed your attention? Going softcorecore means scaling it back and not being nearly as out there as the people going three hunna (what up, Germany). Similar to normcore, but sweeter '70s-inspired alphets.