The 10 Biggest Complaints Hypebeasts Have in the Summer
Now that summer's arrived, these are the complaints hypebeasts will be making until September.
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Summer can be tough for a hypebeast. Certain materials are off-limits (leather), or at least should be, and half of the cops that required countless hours and dollars have to be stashed in the back of the closet. While everyone is rejoicing the fact that 'tis the season to remove clothing, the hypebeasts and grail-chasers are supper bummed that higher temps means less clothing. They're pissed, and they're not going to let you forget that. Some of these might sound familiar, or this could be the summer you hear these for the first time. Either way, these are The 10 Biggest Complaints Hypebeasts Have in the Summer.
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"Supreme slides show off my jacked up feet."
"I can't fuckin' breathe in this balaclava!"
"These heat transfer graphic tees make me sweat like crazy."
"Short sleeve shirts means I can't show off as many graphics and logos."
"It's really difficult to get ketchup and mustard stains out of white AF1s."
"No hypebeast has ever looked good in a tank top."
"I'm gonna get a sunburn while waiting on this drop."
"It's impossible to wear hoodies, sweatpants, and super sick beanies."
"Shorts suck."
"I can't go to the beach without ruining my Js."
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