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Family gatherings are nothing short of eventful (for all the right and wrong reasons), and while it's nice to see your parents and grandparents, no one ever seems to be as wise as your drunk uncle. While you've traditionally dodged his company following one too many uncomfortable political tirades, his IDGAF attitude may be the starting point for some key style advice. While he can't go back in time and make the big catch at the 1983 State High School Football Championship, he may be able to (unwittingly) impart some sartorial advice—in between glasses of bourbon of course. These are the Style Tips You Can Learn From Your Drunk Uncle.
Stains are for covering up, not cleaning up.
Welp, you got a little of the good stuff out of your rocks glass and onto your shirt. Do what you can, and cover up what you can't; you have things to do (see: drink).
Comfort is king.
No matter what you're about to do, you have every right to remain at peak comfort; whether you're wearing tailored sweats to the office or polishing off your fourth glass of bourbon.
Reflect on your past mistakes, like outfits you couldn't pull off.
Sure he didn't make the big catch at the state high school footbal championship 30 years ago, and yes, you may have some questionable outfits in your past. It's healthy to remember your past to prevent future mistakes, like the time you thought you could pull off square-toed shoes ironically.
Stick to the menswear classics.
Even when a man is past the point of sobriety, dressing in classic items like sweaters, golf jackets, and solid button-down shirts can make him look somewhat put together even though the rest of his life is crumbling to shambles.
Go ahead, drink and dress.
Not sure if you want to take a style risk? Pour one more glass. Why not. You deserve it. Now go ahead and try to rock that leggings-under-shorts look, or wear that Hood By Air sweatshirt you thought was too bold to rock around the family. Liquid confidence can do the trick if you're on the fence about trying out a new trend.
The more layers, the better.
Whether you're putting on another sweater or sliding deeper into your alcohol blanket, another layer of warmth is always acceptable.
Sometimes you just need to keep your best outfits to yourself.
We know you're not going to give up shooting #ootd and #wiwt shots for your Instagram, maybe your drunk uncle's tirades against “all these social medias” should be a reminder that the general public doesn't need to see your outfit 24/7, 365.
Earth tones look good on anyone.
Your uncle's favorite earth tone is the color of his single malt scotch, but you should turn to earthy browns and indigo blues if you find yourself putting together your kit.
If you see something (swagless), say something.
He's running his mouth on his personal views about immigration, which happen to be beyond inappropriate for the family gathering. While you're not nearly that out of touch, you should certainly speak up if one of your friends is about to brick his fit.
Style is directly correlated to the amount of f**ks you give.
As Kanye said, “Can't Tell Me Nothing.” Style isn't just about the clothes, it's about the attitude. What better way to pull off fye gear than act like you forgot about it as soon as you threw it on your body?
