‘What Would Nancy Reagan Do’ Article Has People Making Blowjob Jokes Again

The former First Lady was nicknamed a "throat goat" online after allegations of her pre-White House past resurfaced in 2021.

President Ronald Reagan and First Lady Nancy Reagan seated together on an ornate bench, smiling, wearing matching red jackets
Ronald Reagan Presidental Library / Getty Images
President Ronald Reagan and First Lady Nancy Reagan seated together on an ornate bench, smiling, wearing matching red jackets

People are tweeting memes again about Nancy Reagan’s alleged wild past.

As reported by Vice in 2021, it all began when Abigail Shapiro, sister of Ben Shapiro and a YouTuber known for promoting a “classic woman” lifestyle, compared a risque photo of pop legend Madonna to a more clean, aspirational family photo of the Reagan family. In response, the internet uncovered details about Nancy Reagan’s supposed pre-White House life, directly contradicting the wholesome photo Abigail shared.

This is Madonna at 63. This is Nancy Reagan at 64.

Trashy living vs. Classic living.

Which version of yourself do you want to be? pic.twitter.com/Gj5M0Gqr5w

— Classically Abby (@classicallyabby) December 9, 2021
Twitter: @classicallyabby

According to an unauthorized biography by Kitty Kelley, Nancy was allegedly known for performing oral sex in Hollywood, even in offices. Apparently Nancy had a reputation for giving the best blowjob in town, per a Village Voice article from 1998. Chaos ensued on Twitter, where she was called a “throat goat” with “that gawk gawk 3000.”

On Tuesday, the New York Times published an essay called “What Would Nancy Reagan Do?” written by Gahl Hodges Burt, a former social secretary to President Ronald Reagan and Nancy Reagan.

Burt’s essay earnestly reflected on her experiences working with the former First Lady during Reagan’s first term, and contemplating what kind of advice Nancy would give to current First Lady Jill Biden as the upcoming presidential election approaches.

We should note that Karen Tumulty, a Washington Post editor who wrote a biography about Reagan, called the rumors "more complicated and much more nuanced" than the "salacious stuff" that emerged from Kelley's book.

Still, given that the internet never forgets, social media users answered the NYT’s prompt with a ton of memes referring to the former First Lady’s alleged past. Check out some of the reactions below.

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— 7/11 Truther (@DaveMcNamee3000) March 6, 2024
Twitter: @DaveMcNamee3000

What would Nancy Reagan do? Probably blow some studio execs and then ignore her friend’s pleas for help as he died from AIDS, idk pic.twitter.com/iNrAuboGhb

— Michael 🪬✨ (@michaelalvarez_) March 6, 2024
Twitter: @michaelalvarez_

“What would Nancy Reagan do?” pic.twitter.com/s8O3Wc7yx6

— Stevie Ray (@CaspianWint92) March 6, 2024
Twitter: @CaspianWint92

“What would Nancy Reagan do?” pic.twitter.com/6FFyWpXHYM

— Nick (@nm234) March 5, 2024
Twitter: @nm234

I wonder if Abigail Shapiro realizes she will never, ever, ever have a more significant or lasting impact on our society than unintentionally reminding the world Nancy Reagan sucked cock like a leaf blower in reverse https://t.co/jHFytJMhW1

— Dakota Johnson Enjoying Something (@JohnLoosWins) March 6, 2024
Twitter: @JohnLoosWins

“What Would Nancy Reagan Do?” https://t.co/dXOoV7KVKs pic.twitter.com/akc28DF7ZC

— Trevor “Middle Age Hearthrob” Charity (@TrevorCharity) March 6, 2024
Twitter: @TrevorCharity

“What’s would Nancy Reagan do?” https://t.co/t58Or7eZeT pic.twitter.com/pMCpmJlLli

— GodzillaIsHurtingPeople (@Valentine721) March 6, 2024
Twitter: @Valentine721

https://t.co/PwHchGV9MV pic.twitter.com/lDU9kNL8Eb

— 𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 (@EmmaTolkin) March 6, 2024
Twitter: @EmmaTolkin

Nancy said: pic.twitter.com/C5ZcVxdM4g

— lexxmark aka happy bill simmons (@lexxmark4) March 6, 2024
Twitter: @lexxmark4

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— Pope ghibby! Keeper of the Holy Anal Rail Gun (@CaffeineAndHate) March 6, 2024
Twitter: @CaffeineAndHate

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— Chronically Depressed Sports Fan (@TheTeege2) March 6, 2024
Twitter: @TheTeege2

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— Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™ (@JarheadJim9096) March 6, 2024
Twitter: @JarheadJim9096

The resurgence of these NSFW memes about Nancy Reagan are kind of ironic. As pointed out by Vice, she held conservative views on women’s liberation and held a public stance against pornography.

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