25 Hilariously Inappropriate "For Sale" Signs

Selling your shit can be a stressful process. If it's a garage sale, you have to schedule it, get permits for certain areas, move everything out, and decide on prices. If it's an entire house that needs selling, the to-do list is infinitely longer. Either way, you need to make signs to attract buyers.

Sometimes personal problems get in the way of business, making the signs emotional banners. Other times, sign-makers have good intentions, but their message gets lost in translation. Intentional or not, we find pleasure in the misfortunes of others, so we compiled this list of 25 Hilariously Inappropriate "For Sale" Signs.

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Well that's just offensive.

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It would have made more sense to sell the Yukon too.

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We think he has had enough.

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Too much information, but good for her.

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Uh oh.

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She is...lovely.

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Best open house you will ever go to.

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That's not suspicious at all. Pass.

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Good luck to the sign maker if grandma sees this.

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Explains the smile on her face.

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If you missed the first sale, don't miss this one!

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No words.

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That's one way to deal with secession threats.

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At least they've accepted it and are planning ahead.

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So unfortunate. This better be a prank, either way that's not a call we want to make.

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Well damn.

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Some like 'em young.

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If you're trying to sell your kids off with the rabbits, at least learn to spell first.

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Oops, should have taken your stuff with you buddy.

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Imagine coming home early and finding people on your lawn buying your stuff.

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Damn homie, we hope you have access to a truck.

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Adulterers need not apply.

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Take our advice, skip this sale.

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That sucks, but why would we set ourselves up like that?

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Maybe he was hoping for a pity offer?

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