I really want a double breasted Italian wool coat. I don’t know why. Even though I think I’m officially banned from Pitti and I’m learning more and more that I’m not cut out for working in an office AKA I’m a crappy employee and tend to go on airplane mode when I have assignments due. If both ends of my professional spectrum point to me wearing sweatpants at home while burning my mouth on scalding hot lava Pizza Rolls, why do I want such a formal piece of outerwear? BECAUSE I’M UNFULILLED AND I TRY TO FILL THE VOID IN MY SOUL WITH COMFORTABLE WOOL COATS SO I CAN FEEL SOMETHING, EVEN IF IT’S A FLEETING SENSE OF ACCOMPLISHMENT ABOUT BUYING A NEW COAT.