I really like how kind of plain and simple these pants from Universal Works are. That may be a terribly constructed sentence, but thankfully the trousers are nice—grammar notwithstanding. You already know about my unending quest to own every single pair of olive drab chinos. Add these joints to the list. These are dope because they have just enough taper in the leg and the olive is just drab enough to accentuate the disdain you have for your co-workers. It’s not their fault that their personality quirks make you want to bury your work laptop under the sad, neglected ficus just outside of the weird conference room no one uses because the wi-fi mysteriously doesn’t work.