Acne straight crushes knits, especially their elongated Shetland wool "Jan" sweater, which is a favorite of mine, having already graced these hallowed pages. Incidentally, my best friend's brother is named Jan and one time I was like, "Did the kids always call you Jan instead of pronouncing it 'yaan' in school to tease you?" And he was like, "Yeah, but after the third kid did it at recess, I punched him in the face and no one did again until I switched schools." That's one way of dealing with people who tease you at school. So, if someone at work like Gary in client services tries to roast you with a "Why is that sweater so big on you? Accidentally, wear your big brother's clothes again?” instead of smiling, shrugging and tweeting out your feelings, punch Gary right in the fucking face. You might not have a job after that, but none of those dusty ass dudes in your row of cubicles will ever try to add you on LinkedIn ever again.
