Shout out to Sophnet for these face towels. I don't know about you guys, but I am currently curating a very strong assortment of face towels for my summer shenanigans. It's too hot out here and I'm too bald not to have a towel, ya dig? I'm not trying to look like sweaty Crying Michael Jordan just waiting in line at the artisanal popsicle stand. Normally, I just steal the towels from that one fancy hotel I stay at for one night on a staycation because I'm broke and my girlfriend is long suffering, but I'd cop these striped towels with scorpion embroidery with the quickness.