Amateur Ornithologist

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Remember back in the old #menswear blogging days when someone would tell you that you needed to have a light linen jacket for the summer. Jesus Christ, what terrible fucking advice. It's 90 degrees out. The last thing you want in this world is to be wearing another layer, as light as linen may be. So I'm not going to tell you that you should buy this Robert Geller officer's jacket for the summer even though it's linen. You should just buy it because if God does exists, the weather will cool down eventually and you will need a dope jacket to wear with your light wash dad jeans as you clutch your ice coffee and mosey through your local park with a tiny pair of binoculars for observing the local birds all while trying to score with that one girl from college who actually majored in Ornithology. If you can tell a Yellow Black-Capped Chickadee from a Goldfinch, she might consider letting your fingerbang her in her Jeep Wrangler parked at the nature preserve down the road.

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