The timeline was absolutely on fire this morning (so hot right now) as it came to light that Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson both walked in Valentino's ready-to-wear womenswear S/S 15 collection at Paris Fashion Week. This is all well and good. As far as runway cameos, I can't think of a much better one. I mean, Zoolander! A movie that came out in 2001 about fashion models! How topical! Well, as you can probably imagine because, at the end of the day, everything is still terrible, this was more of an ad or "integrated marketing experience" for the long-awaited Zoolander 2 sequel, which now has a confirmed release date of February 12, 2016. Vanessa Friedman of The New York Times got off the seminal Vine of the instant classic and Vogue popped the ill 'gram of the new Mount Rushmore. It's a walk-off people. Fortunately, Wilson didn't need to rip his underwear out of his pants to win. The only real question is where the fuck was Billy Zane in all of this? We've reached out to David Bowie to get his take and will update you as soon as we hear anything.